Cameron Chapman

I hate spam in my email just as much as the next person. But it seems like such a waste to just delete it all, week after week. So I started looking at the subject lines, trying to see if there was anything that could be done with them. While probably 80% of them are…dirty, to say the least, the other 20% or so work perfectly as writing prompts.

Every Tuesday I’ll be posting a new spam subject line here to get your creative gears going. Feel free to post whatever it inspires in the comments below for everyone to enjoy.

A couple of basic ground rules for submitting your work. Please, nothing derogatory or defamatory about any person, living or dead. Also, please keep your writing samples PG-13 rated. I reserve the right to remove comments that I don’t find appropriate for the site or that I deem may be potentially offensive.

SPAM writing prompt #4: Hello old chap